
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Another Inverted Cup and Handle

Monday, February 18, 2008
Free Internet Marketing Advice
While I'm never shy about handing out unsolicited advice -- a fun little habit that has scuttled many a job interview prematurely -- I haven't been as active about it here on fubarrio in recent months.
The reason, alas, is that it seems that the original "raison d'etre" of fubarrio, while a bit meandering, had been relegated primarily to:
- what's it like living in Uruguay as an expat, and
- trading your way into the poor house with faulty pattern recognition brought on by senility and greyed out eyes desperately in need of cataract surgery.
Lately, I've been watching the markets and the happenings in the states a LOT less, and the bear case in alot of markets has been taken mainstream by reality slapping the bulls in the face.
The reason I'm not following things so close is that
a.) the turn is in hand and the trend is in place....watching the trend unfold (especially in resi real estate) is goin to be like watching a slow motion train wreck....one that will take about 10 years to "play out" IMO. In fact the ramifications will be felt until the last participant in the insanity dies....maybe even afterwards if they can shake any sense into their grandkids before they leave this rock.
b.) i've been really busy with my pet project here in Uruguay -- turning this sleepy cow country into a booming offshore financial centre.
(Ok, well, admittedly, this place isn't really ready for that....in spite of having some outrageously beneficial laws relating to bank secrecy, they also have this little problem of red tape making it an outrageously expensive and SLOW place to do business.)
In spite of that, I march on like a committed soldier to certain stress induced illness and perhaps death in trying to rework the internet marketing at my little company.
Now, I've learned a lot in the last year -- mostly about what a fool I was in regards to Internet marketing. And, if I could go back in time with 20/20 hindsight I'd probably do things a little bit differently. However, in spite of all this, it turns out that I have a lot better grasp on this whole Internet marketing thing than a lot of the people who really need this knowledge. So, I'm constantly being asked questions from friends and associates for how to "improve" what it is they are doing.
This primarily comes from companies in "startup mode" before they've realized that they already known everything :)
Ironically, these guys don't have the time money or inclination to go out and get someone who can truly help them, regardless of how desperately they need it.
So, what I'm beginning is yet ANOTHER blog, to jot down some of my findings, foibles, unsolicited advice, and war stories from the world of internet marketing.
A quick search of the term "internet marketing" will turn up a "brazillion" hits because there is big money (apparently) in selling flailing entrepreneurs internet marketing secrets, tricks, schemes, etc.
I'm not selling anything. This is purely, free internet marketing advice. Worth every penny you paid for it. :) However, I will attempt to make a solid effort to be honest and open and forthcomin with some of what I've found, what I still struggle with, and what I've burned the last year of my life dealing with so that you won't have to (hopefully).
As an aside, this sort of thing may be generically interesting to the less well-off (or younger!) fuBarrio readers who dream of expatriating themselves, but are "stuck" in financial situations where there income is not very portable.
As a Controller/CFO/CTO of startups in silly-cone valley, I had created a decidedly NON MOBILE work profile.
Trading, and later this whole internet marketing thing, were just my response to get out from under the tyranny of the hour-long commute while paying out massive amounts of my "hard earned" income in (housing) debt service, and crazy Cali-taxes to what I felt was a fascist regime.
If my "other" project can help someone get the confidence to take the plunge, or save someone from one of my fubars....all the better.
I will still attempt to articulate some thoughts on uruguay, trading, and the financial world at large through fubarrio, but I'm starting the other project as a place to point people who want to know about the place I spend the other 20 hours a day :)
ciao,
fuBarrio
p.s. as an aside about my other blog. two obvious things i'm doing wrong:
1.) never link to your new blog until you have it setup on a unique URL. i own the URL (without the blogspot stuff) but i'm too lazy to set it up right now, and
2.) think thrice before you name a site (or a product or a company) some cutesy "pun". people will constantly be mispelling your name. 'tis much better to come up with something unique never before coined and "own" that name.....what can I say, I'm a sucker for a pun.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Bad Year to Stop Sniffing Glue....
I made a drunken proclamation earlier last year that Hilary *would* be the Democratic nominee. As if that wasn't stupid enough, I staked my "life" to it, saying that I would give up blogging under the fuBarrio psuedonym if it didn't come to pass.
Ironically, I also predicted that John McCain would be the Rep Nominee to a different friend.
How the worm has turned. McCain came out of nowhere to take control and Hilary is reeling.
Now, in my defense I wasn't following the race as an expat and had never heard Obama speak. I was betting my bet on the Clintons being coniving and a little bit crazy perhaps.
After Hilary *won* New Hampshire (her first comeback so far) I heard Barack speak for the first time....in a concession speech.
I had a feeling that my dog liver was cooked at that point. He *sounded presidential* to me....even in defeat.
A mix of MLK and a Kennedy almost.
Now, that said, my slim hopes of keeping this website alive as anything other than an empty shell of commercialism and a dead link farm lie in the sinister minds of the Clinton camp. Surely, they can drag out some photoshopped images of Obama sharing a cigar with BinLaden in a Pakastani strip club or something (?)
I know it's just talk -- and there isn't much a politico can do but make more trouble -- but the irony is this barack guy is the best chance for the US keeping up its spirits when things suck over the next few years.
I truly do hope he wins the demo ticket, for the sake of the US.
For the sake of fubarrio, i hope those scheming clintons have kept one hail mary up their sleeve for the final push.
ciao,
fuBarrio
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Ocular Penetration Restriction Act
But, this propose legislation is so important I had to take the time to figure out that whole video embed thing from YouTube.
If I could take the time to wrap my nontechnical pea brain around that...you can take the time to check out this video....The most useful piece of legislation to come down the pipe in recent memory
Sunday, February 03, 2008
SuperBowl, Sportsbetting, Odds, and the Sportsbooks
I'd wager it's also a big day for worldwide sportsbooks, notwithstanding their prediliction for better on the "other" football (futbol).
Years ago, when I was more in tune with the happenings at the offshore sportsbooks, I noticed a strange phenomenon (or thought I did at least). That I was going to mention in light of the setup for this superbowl.
Before I get into that however, I need to give you some background (for the uninitiated) on how a sports book operates.
Sports books are in the business of matching betters with each other and acting as a "broker" of sorts. The return for his work in matching up bettors (or punters as the brits say) he is given the "juice" a commision of sorts, also known as the "vig" or "vigorish". I have no idea where they got the term vigorish. The vig typically amounts to 5% of the total wager and in theory is paid by the winner. But if you analyse the situation it's technically paid by both sides with a reduced expectation of return.
Well, this seems pretty easy for the sports bettor, right? All he has to do is pick the winner, and give 5% back to the bookie for taking the transaction.
Not so fast. The reason that so many people get into trouble with the bookies and end up getting kneecaps broken (in the movies at least) is that the bookie isn't a total knucklehead. He realizes that his optimum total return on dollars wagered over the long haul with minimum risk is maximized if he can find people for BOTH sides of the wager.
But how does he get both sides of a wager filled when there are some obvious favorites out there?
There are some "tricks" they use to accomplish this. Two typical ones are to pay a moneyline, or "lay odds" and the other is to create a "line". A specialist either evens the possibility of a win by adding points to a teams outcome -- or they attempt to even the betting by paying out larger dollars for "underdogs" -- or outcomes that are judged as less likely.
Laying odds, I'm not as familiar with, but you see it at where matches are a binary result. Examples of this are the craps table, prize fights, cock fights, etc.
You hear, "3 will get you 5", or some combination of risk vs. payout.
The bookie will attempt to tailor the odds so he matches the betting and gets the "vig" or "juice" from either outcome resulting in a payout that is less than what he took in.
Horse racing is similar, however the handicapping method of payout is a sophisticated "on the fly" calculation of payout vs. wagered. I have read somewhere that the "juice" at a racetrack can be as high as 18%. While this sounds very high, it is understood that games that are more expensive to organize and present and games that take longer to unfold have a higher payout ratio to the house.
That is on of the reasons, no pass in craps pays the house about 1%, and a game of keno or bingo can run 40%. Craps is very fast and bingo is very slow
Point Spread
The point spread is the other method the bookies use to even out their betting. The "line" or point spread is determined by a few different wizards that work in the larger sportsbooks....and most (if not all) the smaller books follow suit with that published line. These wizards are incredibly talented at finding the line before the bettin begins in a given week, and absent a big middle of the week injury (previously unknown to the bookies) these lines are relatively stable.
Moving the line by the bookie is problematic (although necessary sometimes) because he runs the risk (espcially if the line moves enough) or having a bettor place two bets at different times with different point spreads and winning them both. This happens when the outcome falls between the two point spread quotes and is called "getting middled" by the bookies.
(I call "getting middled" when you end up with seat "B" between two obnoxious fellow travelers on a cross country flight...an equally uncomfortable feeling.)
The online casinos have a application that feeds them the vegas lines when they are published and any changes to the moneyline.
You will hear this quoted something like, "The Seahawks are favored by 6 1/2 points". The quotes for lines tend to hand around the numbers represented multiples of 7 or 3 points (or some combo) which represents touchdowns and field goals of course.
The point spread however almost always involves a half point. Why is this?
Well, the only thing worse for the bookie than getting middled or being stupid and going into a big game with very lopsided betting -- the good bookies have arrangements to "lay off" big betting to bigger books just like insurance companies and re-insurance do -- is a "push.
A "push" is when the book declares a favorite by some number of points and that ends up being the difference in the game.
A "push" by rule means that all wagers are returned to the players and there is no VIG or JUICE to collect for the bookie. Basically he did a bunch of work for nothing. Not good.
For this reason you *rarely* see the spread an even number.
In a VERY rare case, the Rams and the Titans were in a superbowl (perhaps in the year 2000) and the initial line came out at Rams -7 meaning that the Rams were projected to win by one touchdown.
No matter how hard the book tried to move the line to either 6 1/2 or 7 1/2 they couldn't. It created a massive inbalance of betting on one side or the other.
It turns out that game...through a SERIES of spectacular plays, close calls, a photo finish, etc, the final outcome was Rams -7...they won by exactly one touchdown as predicted. amazing. The books made NOTHING on the superbowl game and the vegas casinos had to be happy with the slop over betting and extra traffic the superbowl brought in.
Do the bookies always get the line exactly right? Well, no...however, at times it is *amazing* how accurate the published point spread is....The point that I need to emphasize here is that THEY AREN'T TRYING TO PREDICT THE OUTCOME.
They are, technically, trying to predict what point spread will give them exactly even betting on both sides.
That is a fine, but very important distinction -- which brings me to thing i "noticed" some years ago -- although i have only anecdotal evidence to back me up.
It seemed that teams from large population centers would receive a larger porportion of betting...and teams from large population centers would receive a larger percentage of "homer" betting...meaning you bet on your favorite (home) team to win whether you really believe they will beat the spread or not....because you want to root for them presumably.
Cities with large populations that were really into gambling -- especially big cities from the northeast seemed to have enough "homers" betting to actually move the spread beyond what regular betting should be.
So, a game with the NY Giants and AZ Cardinals would (sometimes) seem to have an inordinate number of bettors taking the NY Giant, plus or minus whatever the line happened to be.
The result was that someone could simply bet against the giants with the line and come out ahead.
Of course, this was years ago, and I never took the time to do a deeper analysis -- and if there was an anomoly, i'm sure it was gobbled up by the big swingers who try to make a living off of sports betting.....The lines are so accurate, and the vig is high enough that there is only a small small small number of people in the world who can make a living sports betting...although many try.
So, how does that effect the superbowl line?
I would guess that the NE Patriots, bein that they are unbeaten and receiving an incredible amount of press -- their QB was on 60 minutes -- the number of bandwagon jumpers have more than likely swamped the numbers of even the "homers" from NY.
This is an unusual game from that persepctive. It's not like a regular season NY Giants, AZ Cardinals game.
So Superbowl predictions, I have none -- though underdog + points can sometimes be more fun to watch for me. I'm a sucker for an underdog.
After Superbowl predictions, I have one -- bet against the return of a "spring bounce" in US residential Real Estate usually marked as beginning the day after the SuperBowl.
Not withstanding the efforts of the Treasury, the Whitehouse and the Fed, I'm taking Recession (minus the points).
ciao for now,
fuBarrio
Friday, February 01, 2008
Yahoo! - It's all Good!
While I didn't "believe it", I was quick to lighten up on my shorts on the gap down and my short positions now are a way to cover my longs in case the SHTF. (These technicians think that we are in for a "paws" that refreshes on the bear market....then later in the year, another leg down.)
Anyhow, after seeing google disapoint I was starting to think that we could catch another wave down....then this:
MSFT agrees to buy Yahoo at a ****61% premium**** over their trading price.
Who in the H.E double toothpicks pays a 61% premium for a declining asset.
Finally, somebody overpays, stupidly, for an asset and i'm not an owner of the acquirer. Bout time I missed a bullet.
I'm quickly left to wonder what this means for the rapidly shrinking business of delivering search results.
Currently the three players are Google, Yahoo, and MSN. If #2,3 merge, then it's really a two horse race and a bunch of also rans. I'm curious whether the algoritms will merge...whether there will be a difference in the two sites' search results as their is now.
Time will tell....It'll be interesting to see what this does to the indices today given what a big weighting msft has.
ciao,
fB
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Fed Slashes Rate by 75 Basis Points
The Federal Reserve, confronted with a global stock sell-off fanned by increased fears of a recession, cut a key interest rate by three-quarters of a percentage point on Tuesday. The Fed said it was cutting the federal funds rate, the interest that banks charge each other on overnight loans, to 3.5 percent, down by three-fourths of a percentage point from 4.25 percent
Wow....to see how suprised I was see my last post.
I was working this morning, but luckily my work day in uruguay starts three hours before the market opens.
During a break in the action I took a lunch break and traded (small) on my convictions and made (a little) coin.
I went long on SSO (canadian silver mining stock) at 30 and change and after it went up a couple of points dumped it. of course, it has continued to go up since i dumped it but i didn't have time to watch it today (and didn't even know at the time that BB had dropped the rate - or announced a press conference - or however he telegraphed this).
I dropped my sds (s&p double short) which bets the s&p will fall at the gap down on the open.
BUT, like i said in my previous posting i'm looking for a chance to reenter that trade - asap. This is just one of those markets I don't like being "not short" :)
Ok...lunch break is almost over and it's time to get back to my day job. The traders have to be loving this volatility....especially when it's so friggin' predictable!
ciao,
fuBarrio
I love the smell of a bailout in the morning....
for anyone who wasn't watching the markets this last week and especially over the 3 day holiday in the US....
aoooga a ooooo ga....DIVE! DIVE!
utter pandamonium it seems.
the reality is that given the magnitude of the runup, to be down 20% in hong kong, shanghai, or mubai is really not that big of a deal.
however, the magnitude of the decline in the EU got my attention.
and, with the "bailout" proposal being bantied about by bernanke/bush/paulson/congress/2008 candidates getting very little play from the markets i suspect that the heavy guns will come out on tuesday a.m. in the US markets.
what does that mean?
one of two things:
1.) "plunge protection team" interference in the futures market and maybe the market for securities themselves. if you don't know what the plunge protection team is google it or the working group on markets.....you don't need a tinfoil hat anymore to suspect that the markets are manipulated by government forces. everyone pretty much admits it these days.
2,) the market will be allowed to 'gap down' and run for an hour or two and then bernanke will announce a "suprise" early cut to the interest rates, the market will spike up and create a massive short squeeze rally.
...sigh....the kind of volatility that's promised tomorrow almost makes me want to buckle up and jump in for a frenetic day of trading.
however tempting the promise of making and/or losing my annual salary on a days worth of bets is not enough to get me back in the saddle tomorrow. i have a "day job" that demands my attention -- so i'll have to stay content to sit in my longer term holds and let the currents push me where they may.
ciao,
fuBarrio
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Hillary (O)bomb(a)s in Iowa
My fat mouth *may* have finally caught up with me. Obama cleaned Hillary's clock in Iowa -- jeez even that populist farce Edwards beat her out.
Well, rather that get all hopeful that Americans have wised up to the ways of the Clintons, or put much stock in a few thousand farmers, I'm going to wait until a few more states have finished their primaries.
If you'll remember, fuBarrio made 'drunken proclamation' (too lazy to find the post) where I bet me "life" Hillary would find a way to subvert the Democratic process and get herself nominated.....In a more sober moment later, I decided that I would stop bloggin under the fuBarrio nameplate forever if Edwards or Obama were able to nudge her out.
...who knows....it's definately looking more likely this week than last. But I don't want to get too excited yet....
Now, what'll really be interesting to watch in NH (other than the dems) will be Ron Paul's support and whether or not the mainstream media acknowledges it or not.
ciao,
fuBarrio
Monday, December 31, 2007
2007 - A Fubar'ed Financial Year in Review
I'm going to attempt to review some of those calls here and critique what we got right and what we screwed up royally.
1.) US residential housing would fall HARD
check
2.) Bank failures would be more prevalent
check -- however, forces are fighting hard to liquidate markets to keep insolvent lenders alive
3.) The reliquification would create a drop in the value of the US dollar
check
4.) Commodities would benefit from the dollar crunch, Gold out of credit tightness and fear
check
5,) Uranium prices would dip in summer and then reignite in fall
check
6,) Uranium juniors would be a good bet in fall through spring 2008
NOT...in fact junior miners across the board have been hit hard with some (very few) notable exceptions.
7.) financials were ripe for a fall from grace
check. in fact, we've already seen quite a few BIG names taking on serious water. expect more of this as the depth of the fraud and excesses becomes better known in 2008.
8.) The broader market was ripe for a fall at Dow 13,000
NOT. I reiterated my call again at 14,000 and it seems to be under significant pressure, but so far Sovereign wealth fund investments in financials (classic knife catchers, imo) and a falling dollar has meant that dollar holders are looking for something to buy. This has kept the market bouncing between 13 and 14k.
The broader market has gone basically nowhere since summer.
What my "call" for 2008?
Not nearly as exciting or risky as my calls for 2007. more of the same.
As 2007 turned out I had very little time for trading and just stuck (mostly) with my macro trends (dollar down, stuff up). Trend following is the most predictably profitable trade, and calling the turn (down) in the broader markets is where i lost the most money in 2007.
Calling a "turn" in a market is not for the faint of heart or weak of pocketbook. If I'd had more time for trading I would have had more time for research and been leaning pretty heavily (short) on subprime lenders. But, I didn't, and probably won't in 2008 either. So, it will be an exercise in trying "not to lose" rather than winning.
"Trying not to lose" is a little like the NFL's "prevent defense" when I try it. Not very successful. It is something where I have a VERY spotty record, so it will be interesting to see if I'm able to figure things out without getting washed out.
Good luck to all, and a prosperous new year.
ciao,
fuBarrio
Monday, December 17, 2007
Blogs About Uruguay
Here is a semi-complete list of Blogs about Uruguay from other points of view:
A Cup of Mate a Day...: http://acupofmate.blogspot.com/
A Girl And Guy In Uruguay: http://adamleandra.blogspot.com/
A Maverick's Odyssey: http://www.amavericko.com/
A Year In Uruguay: http://www.chuckstull.blogspot.com/
Alyssa In Uruguay: http://alyssainuruguay.blogspot.com/
Amargo y Dulce: http://bittersweetinuruguay.blogspot.com/
Arrancopelito: http://arrancopelito.blogspot.com/
Beneath the Southern Cross...A Family's Adventures in Uruguay: http://uruguayadventures.blogspot.com/
Christopher's Tales: http://christopherstales.blogspot.com/
Coastal Uruguay: http://coastaluruguay.com/
Dustin Goes To Uruguay: http://dustinsaldarriaga.blogspot.com/
El Diablo Tranquilo Comes Together: http://www.eldiablotranquilo.com/blog/
Elli's Story: http://ellijelli.blogspot.com/
From Uruguay: http://www.from-uruguay.com/
Las Alas del Alba: http://thewingsofthedawn.blogspot.com/
Latitude -30º -35ºS MVD - UY: http://accrux.blogspot.com/
Laurin In Uruguay: http://laurinariail.com/
Learning Uruguay: http://urufish.wordpress.com/
Lessons @ UY: http://a-philosophical.blogspot.com/
Living In Montevideo: http://livinginmontevideo.blogspot.com/
Odeliza: http://www.odeliza.com/
Pde-uy.com/wordpress/: http://kzlv.com/wordpress/
Place No Limits: http://placenolimits.blogspot.com/
The Beautiful Changes: http://www.fionamarie-site.blogspot.com/
The Latin Americanist: http://ourlatinamerica.blogspot.com/
The Seven C's: http://cleanorganizedandontime.blogspot.com/
This Is Uruguay: http://guay.wordpress.com/
Uruguay Adventure: http://adventureathand.blogspot.com/
Uruguay Blog: http://blog.totaluruguay.com/
Uruguay Dreaming: http://uruguaydreaming.com/
Uruguay Guy: http://uruguayguy.blogspot.com/
Uruguay Living: http://www.uruguayliving.com/
Uruguay News Blog: http://news.totaluruguay.com/
Uruguay News and Views: http://uruguaynews.blogspot.com/
Uruguay's Wildlife & Natural Sanctuaries: http://uruguay1.blogspot.com/
Viviendo en Uruguay: http://tafw.blogspot.com/
Waiting on the Master: http://worldstoosmall.blogspot.com/
Zest for Life: http://jules-zestforlife.blogspot.com/
and, just added, Teckno Yanqui http://tekno-yanqui.blogspot.com
List compiled by Thorn and folks at sociedadsouthron, uruguay forums
Enjoy,
fuBarrio
Ron Paul - $6 Million Dollar Man
It looks like his Boston Tea Party money bomb is probably going to raise around 6MM today. Of course, things are still too good in the US for someone like Paul to win....It's interesting to see a stat that something like 61% of repubnicans polled said they would *never* vote for Paul.
Good thing they have locked down the primaries to only those that have registered for a given party. Otherwise we might actually change the disasterous course the US is on....
Just another reason why 61% of fuBarrios will *never* vote for a repugnican...or demorat...Be interesting to see how much cash Paul burns through trying to reach unreachable idiots in those early states.....what a collosal boondoggle for the media outlets in iowa and NH ....
ciao,
fuBarrio
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Dazed and Confused
Granted, I don't talk to many kids here....and I certainly wouldn't count anyone under 20 as a close acquaintance, but from a distance, the kids in Montevideo always remind me a little of my cousins who went to high school in the late 70's and early 80's in california.
ciao,
fuBarrio
Parque Rodo Beach
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
You + US = FUBAR!
UBS just announced *another* $10B in writedowns??? Blamed bad "subprime" mortgages of course.
holy crap.
anyone remember the good ole days when a "rogue trader" nick leeson lost a "mere" $1.4B and bankrupted Barings, a 233 year old bank?
what's it gonna take before the first of these goliaths get involved in a "take under"?
another couple $10B here and there and that's gonna start to add up to real money :)
...at least until the fed makes it all go away with another rate cut. (that was sacrcasm by the way)
ciao,
fuBarrio
Friday, December 07, 2007
A "Date" that will Live in Infamy
(uh...oh yeah....and some dudes dropped some bombs on hawaii too)
At the fuBarrio household as you might imagine however, the year 2003 is much more important than 1941.
Dec the 7th each year starts a "murderer's row" of special dates to be remembered and commemorated for fuBarrio culminating either with Golden Lotus's birthday in January or Valentine's day scarcely more than 30 days later.
While maturity and poverty have meant that fuBarrio can step down the financial extravegance of the gifts.....the maturity of the relationship means that he has to put special thought into doing something "special" for each -- anniversary, xmas, new years eve, bday, vday
:)
LUCKILY, now that we live in south america....nice weather outdoors this time of year opens up a new wealth of possibilities. not available when we lived in the north
....(i won't give you all the details of our surf outing on her birthday during a january storm in california....let's just say i'm still coughing up salt water)
Any ideas that can help a bald spotted rabid dog with his quandry can be placed in the comments section or emailed to me.....(and, yes, massive facial reconstructive surgery was contemplated but voted down due to cost and the recovery time would mean i'd miss the westminster kennels prequalifiers)
ciao,
fuBarrio
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Punta Carretas
fubarrio
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Yellow Lab Puppy
ciao,
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Our Accomodations in Brasil - Lexus Ingleses
Here is where we stayed.....I didn't really know anything about if before we got there. It was setup by a travel agent. I guess they aren't too strict on trademark infringement in Brasil yet.
The room included breakfast and dinner. 5 days, four nights, flights from mvd and 50 minute trip to hotel from a/p and back ran about $1000 including taxes and airport charges (ugh)....of course the visas were another $340 -- remember get your brasilian visas up north. they gouge here in montevideo.
The restaurant was ok....the outdoor pool a little lame....the indoor pool looked cloudy/filthy. the location on the beach was awesome, water still a little chilly this far south this time of year....weather was amazing most days....the rooms were "adequate", but not high-end. They seemed like they were outfitted to make it easier to clean the sand out that that guests invariably track in. Each room was actually a suite, and also had a little fridge, plates dishes, cups, silverware, pots/pans and a "hotplate" of sorts for cooking in the rooms.
While the hotel overall wasn't bad, the name "Lexus Ingleses" made me laugh, and I told Golden Lotus that it was more like the "Hyundai Ingleses" :)
That said, of course, it was markedly better looking that this thing down the beach from us.....get a load of the name on the matching boat out front.....fitting since this paintjob is a total nightmare.