Thursday, June 05, 2008

FuBarrio Dies

AP Montevideo, Uruguay - fuBarrio, blogger and notable bigmouth, cheapskate, and undisciplined trader passed away on Tuesday after a months long illness friends and family reported.

fuBarrio had been on death watch ever since Hillary Clinton lost a string of disappointing Democratic primaries in the US presidential election.

No stranger to controversy, fuBarrio will probably be remembered best for his acerbic wit, his utter unwillingness to use spellcheck, and a penchant for saying really stupid opinionated things. While not noted for accomplishing anything in his short twisted miserable life, fuBarrio lobbied tirelessly for the abolition of the US Federal Reserve, a return to sound money policies, and the irradication of pop artists who don't write their own music. Needless to say, the fight for his dream will continue on by those he inspired after his passing.

Friends and family (both of them) have tentatively scheduled private services on Sunday for those wishing to celebrate the life and times of fuBarrio. Anyone wishing to honor fuBarrio's memory may make a donation to the Hostess, Dr's against Diabeties, Foundation in fuBarrio's name.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do undead gods (sorry, dogs) actually die?

=E=

Anonymous said...

Undead dogs, die with the sunshine. I saw it in "I'm legend".

Shake-Zula

(oa90210@hotmail)

Shake-Zula said...

undead dogs, they die with the sunshine.

I saw it in "I'm legend" with will smith.

Shake-Zula

(oa90210@hotmail)